Jewish country song titles

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 27-Apr-2006 16:43:04

The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs


13> Achy Breaky Hip

12> I Got the Guilt, You Got the Gelt (I Went and Cut Another
Notch in My Belt)

11> Take This, "Job," and Shove It

10> I'm Cryin' in My Manischewitz ('Cause I Lost Rebecca Levitz)

9> Ever Since My Circumcision, My Baby's Been Short With Me

8> All My Exes Made an Exodus

7> The Shiksa's Gonna Hit the Fan

6> This Bris! This Bris!! Unchoppable!!!

5> Four Thousand Years of Sufferin', and I Had to Marry You

4> My Woman Gave Me Crabs, and That Ain't Kosher

3> I've Starved and I've Suffered and I've Parted the Sea
Just to Find That Your Bush Wasn't Burnin' for Me

2> Homeland on the Range


and the Number 1 Jewish Country & Western Song...


1> Alright, Already, Enough With the Infidelity!